This fucking woman
when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end
HE LOOKS LIKE THAT REALLY HOT GUY YOU SEE AT A PARK AND HE NOTICES YOU AND DOES THAT HOT LITTLE HEAD NOD AND SMILES SUBTLY AS YOU WALK PAST BC HIS MUM IS THERE AND DOSNT WANT TO MAKE IT OBVIOUS THEN AFTER HE WOULD JOG UP BEHIND YOU AND TAP YOU ON THE SHOULDER THEN JUST STAND THERE WITH HIS LEGS TOGETHER AND HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK AND TELL YOU THAT YOU DROPPED YOUR WALLET AND YOU WOULD THANK HIM AND THEN HE WOULD ASK TO TAKE YOU OUT FOR HOT CHOCOLATE BC HE DOSNT LIKE COFFEE THEN HIS BROTHER WOULD COME UP BEHIND HIM AND TRY PULL HIM AWAY BUT BEFORE HE GOES HE GIVES YOU YOUR WALLET AND INSIDE IS A LITTLE PEICE OF PAPER WITH HIS NUMBER SIGNED “Ashton x” IM SCHREECHING
It just keeps…… getting. …. better
The body roll
i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
in pe like
when you first joined tumblr:
what they actually meant:
Are you okay, Tumblr?
He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet
can we just appreciate the fact that my best friend, who in the past struggled with an eating disorder, called out my gym teacher bc he says a size 3 for women is “ideal”
(((The average now for women is a size 14)))
DUDE GOD BLESS HER
I can’t tell you how happy this makes me
YOU GO GIRL!!
oh my god yes
fucking YES GIRL UR MY HERO
Reblogged so fast. ”How dareyou?”
GURL YOU TELL THAT BITCH
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago